Oh, I'm a Catholic, and I'm okay, I go to church and I like to pray.
The choir
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, I genuflect, I say the Rosary. On Fridays I go shopping And eat just fish for tea. CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he genuflects, He says the Rosary. On Fridays he goes shopping And eats just fish for tea.
Probably a Catholic bird.
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, confess my sins, I feel that God is near. I don't think that abortion Is such a good idea. CHOIR: He goes to Mass, confesses sins, He feels that God is near. He doesn't think abortion is such a good idea??? WHAT???
A nasty pro-life Catholic fiend. We hates them.
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, I shun divorce, I'm definitely pro-life. I don't think that two men can Be called "husband and wife". CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he shuns divorce He's definitely pro-life??? How dare he? He doesn't think two men can be called "husband and wife"??? Bigot! Lock him up!
Oh Bevis! And I always thought you were a Tablet Catholic!
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ReplyDeletePC PC will be coming for you, darling eccles - we shall give you shelter :) xx Jess
ReplyDeleteAm I too late for the buttered scones?
ReplyDeleteHow will I explain the hysterical laughter emitting from my office at work? Or, as Ricky Ricardo used to say... "I've got a lot of 'splainin' to do!
ReplyDeleteI'll blame it on a Norwegian Blue...
ReplyDeleteDear Sir,
ReplyDeleteWe Python traditionalists have a little more respect for the Lumberjack Song than you do, and to see it rendered into lines that do not scan, sanitised with all the transvestite references removed, and shockingly suggesting that gay marriage might not be a good idea, is quite frankly a disgrace.
When you reach the age where you are eligible to pick up your free bus pass and join ACTA you may regret expressing such unfashionable orthodox Catholic satire.
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.
Dere bruvver rabit, I fink it scans as well as de original, anyways.
DeleteAre there buttered scones for all - or just for the many? When the lumberjacks dress in womens' clothing, do they mince off to Farm Street?
ReplyDeleteAnd now for something completely different.
I'm off to Savanarola's Bonfire of the Vanities to get some grilled deaconburgers.