Tuesday, 26 March 2019

How to kiss the Pope's ring

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Many distressed Catholics have written to me along the following lines: I had an audience with the Pope last week, and I attempted to kiss ...
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Sunday, 24 March 2019

Cardinal Marx redefines sexual morality

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Fresh from his silver-medal triumph at the World Cup of Bad Cardinals , Cardinal Reinhard Marx has announced a "binding synodal proces...
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Saturday, 23 March 2019

Brexodus 17 - Maysis loseth another vote - or doth she?

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Continued from Chapter 16 1. After her splendid defeat in the first month of the year, where those who said "Nay" outnumbered th...
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Friday, 22 March 2019

Catholics reported for mis-speciesing hate crimes

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Trans-species activist Susie Buttercup has reported thousands of Catholics to the police for mis-speciesing hate crimes, after they describe...
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Saturday, 16 March 2019

Hitler's Pap

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You thought that John Cornwell - author of Forget Hitler - it was all Pius XII's fault - was totally discredited, and would retire from...
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Thursday, 14 March 2019

How to praise a bad cardinal

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This is number 491 (approx.) in our long-running series on how to be a good pope, especially written for those who feel that a hairy hand ma...
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Saturday, 9 March 2019

Bishop Schneider and the "Diversity of Popes"

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The bishops of Kazakhstan and Central Asia recently paid an ad limina visit to Rome, and Bishop Athanasius Schneider took the opportunity ...
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Thursday, 7 March 2019

Celebrate Lent the Jesuit way!

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As compiled by some of our favourite Jesuits, including Superior General Arturo Sosa, Fr James Martin, and of course Pope Francis. Soon to...
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Tuesday, 5 March 2019

2013 and all that (part 2)

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Continued from Part 1 . In the third year of his reign, Pope Francis the Humble produced a papal encyclopedia, called Laudato Si' . Si...
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Friday, 1 March 2019

The case against Cardinal Pell

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We are delighted to include an exclusive interview with Billy Bong, one of the jury who recently convicted Cardinal Pell of sex offences. ...
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Saturday, 23 February 2019

Brexodus 16 - the 650 ways of leaving EUgypt

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Continued from Chapter 15. 1. After her triumph against the hosts of Jacob Gogg-Magogg in the month of December, Maysis said privily to h...
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Tuesday, 19 February 2019

Father Rosica is saved

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Following accusations of repeated plagiarism , Fr Thomas Rosica of the Satan Lite media corporation has made a statement: "I totally ...
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Friday, 15 February 2019

What does a Camerlengo do?

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The purpose of this blog is to provide education as well as spiritual nourishment, and many readers have asked me, "What is a camerleng...
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Tuesday, 12 February 2019

"Gotcha!" says Cardinal Müller

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With a fine piece of trolling, Cardinal Müller, formerly of the CDF, has managed to leave egg on the faces of a variety of commentators, inc...
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Monday, 4 February 2019

The Magnificent Eight

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We have reached the quarter-final stage of the World Cup of Bad Cardinals , and some real giants of the sport have fallen by the wayside. W...
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Thursday, 31 January 2019

King Herod claims to care for children

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King Herod the Great King Herod of Judaea has hit back strongly against claims that his policy of killing all children under the age of...
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Saturday, 26 January 2019

Fatman and Martin the Boy Wonder

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Theme music: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Fatman! (arr. Marty Haugen). The Caped Crusader Over to Dolan Manor, just behind St Patri...
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