His first inclination was to make it a temple of Pachamama, but in the end this was considered too "Catholic" so Anglicanism was the solution, as it does not presuppose any particular belief system.
Your new-look Hagia Sophia.
"This should improve the Turkish tourist industry no end," explained the good man. "Both Christians and Muslims love helter-skelters, crazy golf, and artists' installations. The spiritually nourishing sight of an imam shouting 'Wheee!' as he slides down the helter-skelter will do a lot for ecumenism."
Historically, the Hagia Sophia was built as a Christian cathedral, but in 1453 Mehmed the Conqueror, tired of seeing idols of Pachamama, artists' installations (this is what artists make when they can't do art), and tango-ing priests, had it turned into a mosque, and everything went quiet for a few hundred years. Later it became a museum. However, a glorious future now dawns.
"We're hanging up our washing on the Sophia line!"
However, some critics have said that this is simply a case of Turkey voting for Christmas. We shall see.
De Pop is pained.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt, Monsignor Viganò is preparing to blame it all on Vatican II.
Anti Moly meanwhile is mainly just annoyed that it's one less place in the world open for gin-guzzling.
"ecumenicism" ?
ReplyDeleteThere is such a word, but I suppose ecumenism is better. I use it so rarely...
Delete“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.
ReplyDeleteLiturgical practice at its highest !!!
Defacement still required, face masks available at entrance for quick and easy self-defacement.
ReplyDeleteThis all seems quite in order - but strictly no singing!
ReplyDeleteThe Kariye Camii (Chora Church) is also now in the process of being turned into a mosque, and the 5th century Stoudeion (Imrahor Camii) which has been a ruin since a fire in the late 19th century is now being rebuilt as a mosque - with unknown consequences for the historical evidence it contains. You need, incidentally, to be converted to Hagia Sophia - read Paul the Silentiary's poem about it and you will see it is a remarkable exposition of mathematics, nature and light.
ReplyDeleteIstanbul was Constantinople
ReplyDeleteNow it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
So, Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Today Constantinople, tomorrow Rome.
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