The earlier form of the medal.
"It would be much nicer to see St Michael shaking hands with Satan, perhaps even offering him a cup of tea," explained the great man. "As a veteran of Monty Python, Ripping Yarns, etc., I have made it my lifetime's work not to offend people. Rudeness, blasphemy, naughtiness - they were always right out!"
A tasteful inoffensive scene from The Life of Brian.
"As a celebrity, it is my duty these days to stand up for religion," continued St Sir Michael. "Now that Christianity has more-or-less disappeared -
at least in the circles I mix in - we have to remember the great Commandment that Black Lives Matter and White Lives don't.
In point of fact, I don't wear my medal in public, only in the bath, and no one ever sees it. But if they did see it... well, nobody expects the
BLMish Inquisition!"
As seen in Sir Michael's Ripping Yarns, and not likely to offend anyone.
We tried to contact St Michael about his scandalous habit of stamping on the head of the Devil, but we were unsuccessful (as Piers Morgan put it, "Just because he's an Archangel, he thinks he's too grand to come on my rotten television programme"). Likewise, our attempts to contact Pope Francis in order to get the saint de-canonized were unsuccessful - apparently he has a backlog of rigid traddy saints that he has to sack first. Too bad.
Enough of this filth!
He wasn't stamping on the head of Satan. He was clearly stamping on the neck of St. George of Floyd.
ReplyDeleteThese people are nuts. I wasn't ashamed to be white, but thanks to these woke whiteys, I am now.
ReplyDeleteIf people want a fast track to Hell, one way to get there would be to attack images of Christ, Our Lady, and St. Michael or Junipero Serra, etc. Sooner or later, that trap door is going to open and woops! Off you go!
Yep.
DeleteOnly Eccles, aided by St. Michael, could spin such a Rippin' Good Yarn to top Sir Michael Palin.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you have not missed the irony in what Mr Palin is saying>
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