In the end, you may vote for LA you have witnessed, as well as ones you haven't. How can I stop you?
By the way, my score is now 20.
Altar servers in trainers and hoodies
Animals Asperges guns Audience responses in the homily Bad cantors Bad hymns Balloons Bare feet Blessings from EMHC Changing words in the liturgy Clapping Clowns Communion in the hand Copies of Tablet in church Dancing priests Everyone sitting throughout Extra prayers from congregation Felt banners Female altar-servers Flash cards in the homily "Good morning, Father" Greeters
Guitars, etc. Holding hands in the Our Father Homily in the aisle Homily given by laity Idols Introducing ourselves to our neighbours
LGBT glitter ash Liturgical dancing Non-Biblical readings, e.g. Vat II documents Notices lasting too long Orans position for the Our Father Ordinary bread consecrated Priest next to boyfriend during readings Priest without vestments Priest with coloured shirt Puppets/dolls Rainbow flags
Roller-skating angels Secular music Sign of peace Singing Happy Birthday Standing for the consecration Standing to end of Communion
May the worst abuse win!
For those who really want to know, this is the draw for the qualifying round. Two go through from each heat, which, with the 18 that were given a bye, makes 32 survivors for the main competition.
1 Guitars, etc. 1 Singing Happy Birthday 1 Dancing priests 1 Idols 2 Felt banners 2 Animals 2 Blessings from EMHC 2 Audience responses in the homily 3 Extra prayers from congregation 3 Everyone sitting throughout 3 Introducing ourselves to our neighbours 3 LGBT glitter ash 4 Altar servers in trainers and hoodies 4 Non-Biblical readings, e.g. Vat II documents 4 Copies of Tablet in church 4 Clapping 5 Notices lasting too long 5 Female altar-servers 5 Rainbow flags 5 Sign of peace 6 Clowns 6 Standing for the consecration 6 Orans position for the Our Father 6 Asperges guns 7 Standing to end of Communion 7 Priest with coloured shirt 7 Homily given by laityAlso, it came too late to be included, but an honourable mention for this video, sent in by Hilary White. "Commentators"!