Just arrange the following Damian photos in order of preference, and win a night on the town with Damian Thompson, Johann Hari, Peter Hitchens and Cormac Murphy-O'Connor. But prepare yourself first, as Damian will ruthlessly expose any ignorance you have of the subjects of addiction, Bruckner, cupcakes, custard or Catholicism!
1. The "saintly" look.
2. The classic "mischievous" look.
3. The "comic" look.
4. The "we've run out of cupcakes" look.
5. At the museum of custard.
6. Very distinguished, but showing his age.
7. The "stop messing about" look.
8. In rather select company.
9. Damian as a child.
10. It's Dr Thompson, and don't you forget it.
This Post-Conciliar Custard Catholicism is a lukewarm, diluted, fabricated and jaundiced version of the the real thing.
ReplyDeleteDarling eccles, if I win, can I not have the prize?? I like the last one, very distinguished, and will stop him saying 'yo phil' xx Jess xx
ReplyDeleteHi, Jess. The 2nd prize is two evenings out wiv DT and the rest.
DeleteMy selection in order of preference is: 9, 8, 4, 3, 1, 7, 10, 5, 6, 2 and lastly 4.
ReplyDeleteAs I would find the prize an entirely meaningless experience, in the event of being declared the winner I would like to donate the evening out with Damian to a needy deacon in Croydon.
yellow with black triangles and highly dangerous?
ReplyDeleteI’d go with #10, other than it sort of resembles a certain Dave after the Lenten Fast.
ReplyDeleteAs to the prize, are you sure you really meant ‘prize’…?
Or perhaps ‘penance’…?
My order is (Bramley) apple pie with custard and clotted cream. Thank you.
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