This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Wednesday 8 April 2020

Pope Francis backs Eccles

In the past we have had one or two doubts ("Dubia") about Pope Francis, but yesterday he said something that only a truly saved person could have said.

Francis tweet

A generous tweet from his holiness.

Reading between the lines, we all know what Francis was referring to, don't we? The wicked excomunication of poor Eccles from Twitter has finally come to the notice of Pope Francis as the worst miscarriage of justice since Peter Hitchens persuaded Queen Elizabeth I to slaughter a bunch of English martyrs, claiming that they had committed treason.

From now on, we're backing Francis 100%. Get lost, Burke! Shut up, Sarah! Play it again, Stephen Walford! Little Austen Ivereigh is my new best friend! In fact, going further back, all the previous popes were wrong and Francis is right!

Pope Francis

A thumbs up from the big man!

There's still no explanation why Twitter suspended its most saved user (apart from Francis, of course), but now that the Vatican is parking its tanks on Jack's lawn, the end is surely in sight.

4 comments:

  1. Now maybe the Pope will make you a Prince or a Gentleman or a Gendarme and appoint you to run the Press Office!

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  2. Naah, we know you're only kidding.....

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  3. Now Eccles you are too sanguine that Francis the Merciful will overlook all those names you just called him in a previous blog🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Carolyn is saved--Eccles is back

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