Friday, 30 December 2022

The Book of Numbskulls 1 - the fall of Bosis

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Continued from here. 1. In my earlier writings, O Theophilus, namely the books of Brexodus and Covidicus, I told the story of how Bosis ...
Sunday, 25 December 2022

The 2022 Catholic Advent Calendar

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In the end, this is what I saw after opening all the little windows. For the record, this is what was revealed: 1. We start off in part...
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An unreligious baggage writes about Christmas

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A guest post from Apollyon Toynbee of the Guardian. Christmas comes with good cheer. The tragedy is the religious baggage. I love Christ...
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Tuesday, 20 December 2022

2024

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With apologies to George Orwell. Winston Smith's route to Mass took him past the People's Aborturama. Here, citizens were encoura...
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Monday, 19 December 2022

How to get rid of a turbulent priest

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Probably several of my readers will one day become pope (Hi, Blase! Hi, Arthur! Hi, Tina! ) and will need me to advise them on how to behave...
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Sunday, 18 December 2022

What the Prodigal Son did next

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A sequel to the earlier parable . 1. So the prodigal son, Harry, with the prodigal daughter-in-law, the sorceress Meg-han le Fay, parted f...
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Sunday, 4 December 2022

Magi "traumatized" after being asked where they came from

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Bethlehem, 4 B.C. approx. The three Magi, Caspar, Melchior, and Balthazar (real names: Chas Parr, Mel Keir, and Bill Tazzer), have declare...
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Thursday, 1 December 2022

The next conclave

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Cardinal Farrell (camerlengo): By popular demand, I am stepping down from the organization of this conclave, and our brother Cardinal Eccle...
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Sunday, 27 November 2022

Francis "shocked" to discover that China is ruled by baddies

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The Vatican-China deal (arranged by that wily oriental Pa-Ro Lin) is now in tatters, after the Chinese went ahead and appointed two new card...
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Friday, 25 November 2022

Comedy award for Martin and Ive

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The popular comedy duo, Martin and Ive, has just swept the board in the prestigious Francis Awards, defeating Cardinal Becciu's solo ro...
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Monday, 21 November 2022

The Last Trump Returns to Twitter

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Yes, the Last Trump is back! The moment that we have all been waiting for - since the world is such a horrible place at present - can be exp...
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Sunday, 20 November 2022

The Arthur Roche Thanksgiving Mass

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The scene: Leeds Cathedral, Yorkshire. The date: Monday 14th November 2022. The event: A thanksgiving mass to celebrate the elevation...
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Satan appointed to Pontifical Academy for Life

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Archbishop Paglia has expressed his delight at the appointment of Satan, the well-known religious figure, as a new member of the Pontifical ...
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Sunday, 2 October 2022

Melon girl bad!

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Some of our leading Catholic commentators (notably Massimo "Beans" Faggioli and Christopher "Lambchop" Lamb) have pointe...
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Sunday, 25 September 2022

The synod to end all synods

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Yes, it's the synod to end all synods. A small group of specially-chosen "experts" is going through all the reports received f...
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Tuesday, 20 September 2022

The eight worst cardinals

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The second World Cup of Bad Cardinals has reached the quarter-final knockout stage, and we have the following contests to look forward to....
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