He told us dat de Pop is a free masson dats how he got to be Pop cos lots of de carddinals wot voted for him is also free massons. When dey goes into de conclav to ellect a Pop dey has to roll up dere trouser legs (apparrently dese costtume holly men wears trousis under dere cossacks, we knows someone who looked frew de winder of de changin room), and dey got a funny handshake which dey calls de blessin.
De Calumny Chappel is very impressed by Bosco's letchers, cos dey gonna save lots of poeple. Dey has already put up a posster advertisin de next one he's gonna give.
Bosco he aint so impressed by dis, and he finks dat dey shuold use dis posster, which shows dat he is a powerfful figger able to take on nuns single-handed.
We is findin it hard to make ends meet rihgt now, so I gotta put in two more adverts.
BUY BOSCO SYRRUP!
EVERRYONE KNOWS DAT BOSCO IS THICK AND RICH.
EVEN LITTLE PHOLAS CAN BE SAVED.
Is your doggie Gayy or Lebsian? De Calumny Chappel, in assocciation wiv de BLT poeple, has got a Calumny Chappel Dove Cossack, for de doggie wot needs savin.
Sorry, Anti Moly, dis is SEX, but Bosco said it was OK, cos it's only doggies.