This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Thursday, 12 April 2018

Ealing Council wins prestigious Heinrich Himmler award

Following its decision to impose a "safe" zone round its flagship baby-slaughtering facility, Ealing Council has been enthusiastically awarded the prestigious Heinrich Himmler award by the Himmler Foundation for Mass Murder, Genocide and Holocausts. Previous winners have included Amnesty International, Planned Parenthood and the British Pregnancy Advisory Service.


Sorry, today's news is not a subject for laughs.

Apparently some good and honourable Ealing Councillors felt it very important to prevent desperate pregnant women from receiving any help, for they considered that they had a quota of little corpses to fulfil if they were to keep up their reputation as the most Sadistic Bastards in London. Doubtless, some troubled ladies were feeling harassed by aggressive cries of "Can we help you?" and "Don't worry, dear," not to mention being deafened by silent prayer.

Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan, Mayor of London (or is it George Galloway?)

Mayor Genghis Khan, rumoured to be a descendant of the great Mongol Emperor Sadiq Khan, sent his congratulations to Ealing. "This is the way London is going," he said, "and I hope that this will bring me lots of invitations from such wonderful people as Justin Trudeau and Leo Varadkar. Anything to get away from this poxy city, which is so violent that I have banned lethal weapons such as spoons and egg-cups, not to mention dangerous acids such as lemon juice and vinegar. And don't get me started on the subject of foreign immigrants!" Other felicitations came in from Ripper Jaq, the local MP, who has been campaigning for "safe" spaces around death zones for some time.

It is now expected that Ealing's triumph will be recognised worldwide, and that luminaries from ISIS and North Korea will be hoping to arrange visits "to see how killing can be made safe, efficient, and above all uninterrupted, so that a good time can be had by all."

"We soon got rid of prayer vigils outside Auschwitz, I can tell you!"


  1. Please don't be disrespectful and mangle the name of esteemed local M.P. and driving force behind this decision, *Dr.* Rupa Huq. I mean just a year ago on 1st April 2017, she was an honoured guest as Cardinal Nichols consecrated the Church of the Holy Family in nearby Acton. We should all follow the lead of the Diocese of Westminster and not obsess about this abortion stuff, eh?

    * Unfortunately for her, she's only a doctor of sociology or scientology or some such codology. If she had a medical qualification, she'd be able to volunteer at the aborttoir at weekends and really burnish her child sacrifice-supporting credentials.

  2. Have a care, Dr Eccles, or the anti-morality thought police'll getcha - if the normal plod don't grab ya first for offensive hate speech, which, as we all know is far worse than the laudable and recommended "termination of the life of a fetus - not to be confused with saying the "murder of an un-born child. The rights of the mother over her own body have to be absolutely maintained, but obviously NOT the right to life of the baby in her womb - who has NO rights. Oh,yes, and I did notice that those rooting for killing were so much more STRIDENT, NOISY and rather THREATENING than the peaceful people praying the Rosary and offering practical support to the pregnant women and an alternative to killing-off their un-born babies.