*Don't worry, Austen, you won't be sent to the Tower until the pandemic is over.
Oh, your Majesty, if only Austen had been there to advise you!
We are happy to present a few examples of Ivereigh-speak from the new phrase book.
Ivereigh: Wounded shepherd.
Example of usage: "Mussolini was a notorious wounded shepherd."
Example: Greet my dear friend Epenetus, who was the first neurotic in the province of Asia. Romans 16:5.
St Epenetus the neurotic.
English: Traditional Catholic.
Example: Until the 1960s, all Catholic worship was gay.
Don't let Austen in - he's not gay!
English: Destroyer of idols.
Example: When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he turned into a fascist. Exodus 31: 19-20.
"Moses, you're a fascist!"