They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - Christopher Robin went down with Alice. Francis is washing a Muslim girl's feet - "That is going to go down a treat," Says Alice. They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - The new pope needs no cooks or valets. A grand apartment he wants to decline - "That cupboard under the stairs is fine," Says Alice.
An apartment fit for a pope!
They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - Dawkins shows his usual malice. We saw a concert: the pope stayed away - "I think he's busy with 'pope things' today," Says Alice. They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - We hear of scandals worse than in Dallas. They told me of a naughty old vicar - "That surely can't be Monsignor Ricca?" Says Alice.
I must do something about you - and let go of my ear!
They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - We've plastic cups, instead of a chalice. A bunch of bishops broke into a dance - "Vin will do likewise when he gets a chance!" Says Alice.
Both arms in, and shake 'em all about...
They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - Rock music's in: out goes Thomas Tallis. Pepinster's telling the pope what to do - "That loopy old woman hasn't a clue," Says Alice. They're changing popes at Vatican Palace - Christopher Robin went down with Alice. "Do you approve of Pope Francis's style?" "Not always - but still he's got a nice smile," Says Alice.
Alternative words are permitted, replacing "Christopher Robin" by "Cardinal Cormac", "Father John Zuhlsdorf", "Damian Thompson", or the name of some other religious figure.
