Twelve new reforms,
Eleven cricket-players,
Remember, the laws may be broken after appropriate accompaniment by a priest.
Ten new commandments,
Nine cardinal advisers,
Eight tips for family life,
Seven more saints,
Six new beatitudes,
All right, how many could you remember, even vaguely?
Five du-bi-a!
Four saved cardinals,
Three weird ones,
Popies: like groupies, but infatuated with a pope.
Two dreadful synods,
And a pope stuck up a gum tree.
A gum tree (pope not shown).
