This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Friday 5 August 2022

Al Capone makes a statement on the Chicago massacre

Chicago, 1929.

Cardinal Al Capone of the Chicago Outfit has issued a statement concerning the suppression of the North Side Institute on Febuary 14th (the St Valentine's Day Mass-acre).

Cupich etc

Cardinal Capone tries to look inconspicuous.

"On February 14th, seven members of the North Side Community communicated to the archdiocese that they had decided to stop breathing and instead bleed to death through certain holes in their bodies. It was their choice to do so."

"They were not killed. We did not shoot them. They chose to discontinue altogether."

"The community had the option to continue living under our guidelines and decided not to," added a spokeswoman for Cardinal Capone. “It is a false statement that we have a ban on their activities. They are welcome to worship in any way they choose, provided that they receive permission from the Archdiocese."

The spokeswoman added that, in line with the wishes of Mafia boss Big Frank Bergoglio, as interpreted by Arthur "Even Bigger" Roche, the Community had only needed to comply with 79 conditions requested by Al Capone, one of which required them to be dead.

Mysteriously, the dead men all shot themselves in the back.

It is not known how this Mass-acre will affect the popularity of Cardinal Capone, but there is no doubt that Big Frank is delighted.

If you don't know what this post is about, take a look at the blog of Father "Z" Uhlsdorf.

6 comments:

  1. My sentiments exactly however I identify them as different characters. Cupich is definately the Frank Nitty of the Vatican II mob. Nitty was the enforcer the cheap Gunzo. Here was my contribution via my meme called Big Frank Bergoglio and the Vatican II mob https://tridentinecatholic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/v2mob.jpg

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  2. I'm gonna offer them a liturgy that they can't refuse.

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  3. Frank Nitty was competent.

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  4. Satanic ritual rape and sacrifice in the Vatican. Going on at least 65 years. If the laity do not demand a housecleaning, it will go on and on--and no other evil will be resolved.

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  5. Don't forget His Eminence Grise (loosely translated "Greasy Eminence")'s nickname: Cupie-doll-face!

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  6. Just when I think I'm out of the Novus Ordo, they drag me back in !!

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