The cover of Time magazine.
In winning this award, Eccles had to overcome stiff competition from other nearly-as-saved persons, such as Pope Francis (a well-known Catholic), Father John Zuhlsdorf (author of Fac meam diem - a guide to liturgical shooting), and Michael Voris (famed for his catchphrase "Of course, I could be wrong...")
"These men are dangerous - especially the guy in the middle."
In other news, it has been reported that a man seen on television worldwide, apparently communicating in sign language, was in fact hoaxing everyone, in that none of his gestures made the slightest sense. What was startling was that he had been allowed to carry on producing gibberish for so long without being challenged.
Pretending to pass on a serious message.
