This is me, Eccles
Monday, 5 April 2021
The Balham police go church-raiding
Scene 1: Balham Police Station. Inspector Thugg is directing his officers. Thugg: Well done, team. You really put those Polish Catholics in their place. Holding a service of religion on Good Friday! If they wanted to meet, why couldn't they have just torn down a few statues or looted some shops, like normal people? Then we'd have left them alone.