This is the spiritual journey of me, Eccles, my big brother Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. Eccles is saved, but we've got real problems with Bosco and Anti.
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Saturday 9 November 2024
Answering your Catholic questions
In these turbulent times, leadership of the Catholic Church is not all it should be, and so many people come to this blog for spiritual guidance. Let's go!
Q. Who is Luce? What is Luce? Why is Luce?
A. The year 2025 sees a Jubilee of the Catholic Church. Now, we had a very exciting Jubilee of Mercy in 2015-16, with the
wonderful logo of a 2-headed 3-eyed cyclops on skis designed by Top Catholic Artist Marko Rupnik. This one will be different,
and Luce, designed in the well-known Anime Christi style has been chosen to represent the true essence of the faith.
Of course this is not the first time a woman has had top billing in the Catholic Church. For many years the
Blessed Virgin Mary was an object of veneration and adoration, but she has now fallen out of favour with the Vatican,
perhaps for being too "traditional".
St Joan of Arc - also rejected for being too rigid.
Anyway, if you are a faithful Catholic, you probably already own a crucifix, some rosary beads, quite possibly a scapular.
BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LUCE YOU AIN'T SAVED! Got that?
Q. What is a synod on synodality?
A. Well, nobody really knows. Some say it is like a meeting on meetingality, or a workshop on workshopality.
Perhaps it is more like a congress on congressality, or - like Vatican II - a council on councilality.
Of course, instead of putting a lot of moaning minnies in a room for several weeks, the whole business could
have been settled more cheaply another way (see below):
Pope Francis summons his experts for a Zoom on Zoomality.
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Nice post!
ReplyDeleteLove Zoom on Zoomality!
ReplyDeleteFWIW over the past 30 years, I have met not one single blue-haired foot pilgrim.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles; they were much needed today.
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