1. Some people is phonin Bosco and askin him: "Hello, Bosco, does you follow de Labm?" When my bruvver Bosco replies, "Yup, I sure does," dey shouts "BAAAAAAA!" at him. Dis confusses poor Bosco as he finks it is Jessus telephonnin him, and he rushes out lookin for sheep to follow. Dis aint de rihgt one, I is farely sure.
2. Some uvver bad poeple has contacted de local iddle companny and ordered 200 cemment doves to be delivvered to our huose. Aldough dese are de saccred animals of de Calumny Chappel, wot we likes to kiss, Bosco could not cope wiv de spiritaul overlaod of havvin to kiss 200 of dem.
3. We has had enquirries about de phottos on Bosco's luvvly blogg of poeple dressed up as costume holly men, kissin each uvver, which is WRONG but dat's what Cathlic preists does all de time.
Somebody asked Bosco to put dis photto on his blogg, to show dat we got de same probblem in de Calumny Chappel, but dat's not de point, is it?
4. We is allways waitin for de Rapture, when Jessus is gonna call his flock (Bosco and Eccles) home, and sepparate dem from de goats (which is everryone else, especailly Anti Moly). It aint helpin much dat somoene phonned us up and said "Bosco, de Rapture is happenin right now. Go and jump in de lake, and you will be snatched up to Heaven." Bosco went off at once to do de Lord's will, but we is beginnin to susspect dat it was a haox.
Bosco is you goin to be in dat lake a long time? We gonna have dinner soon.