"For an encore, I'll sing the Dies Irae."
Obama began by singing the following lines:
Amazing grace! How sweet the sound That saved a wretch* like me! I once was lost, but now am found; Was blind, but now I see.*One mark for self-awareness.
He later explained - exclusively to this blog - how those words applied to him personally. "Yes, I know Google offers 27,100,000 results for 'Crimes of Barack Obama', but I am a changed man. I no longer support late-term abortion. I condemn those creepy judges who said that changing the definition of marriage to include homosexual couples was linked to the U.S. Constitution. Now that Jesus has entered into my life, and I is saved, I has renounced evil."**
**As my Brother Bosco will confirm, when Jesus enters your life, you also renounce grammar.
A symbolic gesture from a newly-saved president.
’Twas grace that taught my heart to fear, And grace my fears relieved; How precious did that grace appear The hour I first believed.It is not clear when exactly Barack Obama first believed in any god other than himself. but if he says he is saved, who are we to judge?
We asked the President how - as a saved person - he would be dealing with the real crises of the world such as the massacres of ISIS. He kindly granted us an exclusive picture in which he is seen to be taking charge. Hallelujah!
A saved person shows how to deal with Islamic terrorism.