I-AM-A-SAVED-DA-LEK.
We asked Dalek Pancras to tell us about his baptism (his original name was Birt but he changed it, having been baptised on St Pancras's day).
"IT-WENT-WELL-ECC-LES," he replied. "I-WAS-EX-OR-CISED. EX-OR-CISED. I-AM-FREE-FROM-SIN. I O-BEY-THE-POPE. I O-BEY."
This in itself is unusual, as so many Catholics (even cardinals) wouldn't dream of taking any notice of what the pope says. Dalek Pancras went on to explain how the Pope had advised him to stop exterminating people, or, if that was not possible, to try and cut down a little. If things didn't work out, the Pope had said, "Who am I to judge?"
We asked Pancras what his future plans were, and he said that he was very interested in modernist trends in the Catholic Church, and that he was already learning to sing Paul Inwood's AL-LE-LU-IA-CH-CH and to practise his liturgical dancing.
Newly-converted Christians sometimes have trouble with the Kiss of Peace.
Doctor Who am I to judge?
ReplyDeleteThe Orthodox monks on Mount Davros won't like this.
ReplyDeleteThe Dalek converts are going to be formed as a confraternity to oppose all traditionalist and indultarian Catholics. If these do not conform and obey the pope in response then, "They-will-be-EXCOMMUNICATED....They-will-be-EXCOMMUNICATED....They-will-be-EXCOMMUNICATED....EXCOMMUNICATED...EXCOmmunicated........."
ReplyDeletePaula N Wood's Dalek Mass has some good tunes such as the "Slaughtering Mass Extermination"; "Make us turn to Who: Song of Dependence" and "Gun Slays Time Lord" for the closing hymn.
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