This is me, Eccles
Saturday, 19 June 2021
Catholic bishops slammed for being Catholic
Americans were up in arms today on learning that their Catholic bishops had voted by 168 to 55 to produce a document explaining Catholic teaching on the Eucharist. Provisionally entitled Ad Nodum Josephe ("Get knotted, Joe!") the encyclical will reveal the surprising news that killing babies is wrong, and people guilty of mortal sin should really do something about it before rushing up to receive Communion.
President Biden wished."
We have not yet seen the names of the 55 bishops who voted against publishing Catholic teaching, but it seems
that Soapy Blase and Nighty-night Tobin have already spoken out against "weaponising the Eucharist", which
is a Democrat way of saying "reminding people of New Testament teaching".