This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles
Tuesday, 1 February 2022
Same-sex couple raises Jesuit chick
Barry and Joe, a male couple from the species Presidens Tyrannicus in Washington Zoo, are currently raising
a Jesuit chick, which the keepers have called "Tommy".
The happy family.
According to current reports, the couple are doing a "great job" in raising Tommy. Since one of them is a Catholic, they
have decided to raise the chick as a Catholic too, which in practice means accepting Joe's moral teaching on abortion, LGBT issues, etc.
For a baby Jesuit this is not expected to be a problem.
When Tommy grows up, it is hoped to place him in a Jesuit colony, where he can meet creatures of his own kind such as Martinus Hereticus.
We attempted to interview Joe about his adopted chick, but all we got was some muttering about a "stupid son of a bitch", so we abandoned the attempt.
We hope to speak later to his keeper, Jen Psakopath.
To be honest, we don't understand this press release.
In other news, Doris "praying" Mantis is reported to have eaten her husband Sid after a night of passion. Catholic Bishops take note!
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'Take note!' Hilarious, although weird, like Ms. Psakopath. The humor was diminished a bit by the demise of Sid, though.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Bruvver, if you don't understand the press release -- we'll circle back to you.
ReplyDeleteNot Sid and Doris Bonkers, surely?!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Sure'n this hatchling "Tommy" is bird-of-a-feather with "Jimmy the Jebbie"! The pair of 'em are what my sainted grandmother would have called "quare ducks" (I think that is the translation of "Martinus Hereticus"? All of my Latin I learned from Wile E. Coyote and The Roadrunner...) But here in the Colonies that "Custos Presidens"* you mention is more properly known as "Psnakri"... even though she is a bit psakopath!
ReplyDelete*OK, so I learned some Latin from Franciscus Perongoglio too!