Giles Fraser
Giles Fraser thought that telling lies Was fine, for priests who wished to rise To higher ranks, and wear a mitre: Deceit could make their task much lighter. If he was asked, "Who's in your bed?" A bishop could tell lies, instead Of owning up with honesty. (We don't believe in sin, you see...)
"Do I have a sleeping partner? How dare you..."
It happened, after many years, God took the man with funny ears: Giles Fraser, aged just ninety-seven, Had died - but did he go to Heaven? Alas, I fear 'twas not the case, For GOD said "Giles, you're a disgrace! I've seen the way that you behaved: There's no way, mate, that you'll be saved. Just like your bishops, when they die, You've made your bed, so on it, LIE!"
Giles Fraser's latest article is very good, don't you think?
Eccles, You is a poet. But you don't knowit. But youwr feet showit. They awre Longfellows...But I don't know what thvat Giles is.
ReplyDeleteDis is advice wot he should take
ReplyDeleteinstead of eatin so much cake
xx Jess
Your picture of Giles Fraser, potato-head, suggests that his fate lies in boiling oil, after peeling and chipping.
ReplyDeleteThis is the home-cookery blog for eejits, innit?
Your picture of Giles Fraser, potato-head, suggests that his fate lies in boiling oil, after peeling and chipping.
ReplyDeleteThis is the home-cookery blog for eejits, innit?