Lord, the light of your love is shining, In the midst of the darkness, shining. Jesus, light of the world, shine upon us, Set us free by the truth you now bring us.Got that? Then let's start, kiddos!
We're doing a rap in da Genome Style,
We're saying all Catholics are vile!
I left New College, and I went back home, I wrote a book attacking Rome - Now I'm dashing off another tome - Yo! Dudes, I'm called da Selfish Gene-Gnome! Selfish gene! My pen is scribbling! Selfish gene! My mouth is dribbling!
Now stretch those arms to left and right,
We're gonna be rappin all da night!
I was getting tired of biology, So I thought I'd switch to theology - I confused it with mythology - But you aint gettin no apology. We got Genome Style! I keep on screaming! We got Genome Style! My head is steaming!
When you're getting old, just a little se-nile,
You gotta sit down to do da Genome Style!
As I was rapping round da Quad, I thought of something rather odd - I said "There prob'ly aint no God." They told me: "You're a silly sod!" Selfish gene! God's a delusion! Selfish gene! That's my conclusion!
Tell your kids of Christ, that's child abuse.
Teach them Genome Style, that's much more use!
Then for many years I lived in hope, Dat I was gonna arrest da Pope And tie him up with a big big rope, But dey all said "Dawkins is such a dope!" Genome Style! Oh I'm misbehaving! Genome Style! Don't tell me I'm raving! Genome Style!
If you know anyone who was rapped by Dawkins, please contact the police on the special BBC and Guardian victims' helpline.
ReplyDeleteDat Dawkins, he does continuous rap - often abbreviated to c-rap xx Jess
ReplyDeleteWe were just talking on my Facebook page about where the word "meme" originated. Apparently, it was from this Dawkins book. Am I bad for preferring to read almost anything else?
ReplyDeleteYup, inventin de word "meme" is probabbly de only fing he'll be remembered for in 50 years from now. And de word is so over-used dat it don't mean much more dan "trend."
DeleteTfanks guys. Now dat I know who inbented meme I know who to kiwll. Awh.. just kiddin guys. I meme who ta waap.
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