My love is like a red, red rose; My other love's a white'un; And, thanks to Cormac, no-one knows What fun we had in Brighton!
The great lover Lochinvar prepares to gallop off on his trusty steed.
Shall I compare thee to glass of wine? (I am the Tablet's expert, N. O'Phile.) Thou art full-bodied, fruity - quite divine! Thy nose is good - thou hast both taste and style!
How do I love them? Let me count the dames By making little notches on my crook. Though they suspected I was playing games, The other bishops all refused to look.
Cardinal Nichols reacts to the allegations.
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