Jennifer Eccles Had terrible freckles, And the boys all called her names, But she changed with Medicinal compound: Now he joins in all the games.
Pioneers of transgender awareness.
Now, here are four new verses.
Murphy-O'Connor Thought he was a goner When Austen said he'd misbehaved: So they gave him Medicinal compound: Now he hopes he may be saved.
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order!"
Professor Dawkins Could not stop his squawkings, Though they found his views were junk: So they gave him Medicinal compound: Now he's training as a monk.
Professor Dawkins becomes a Trappist.
Damian Thompson Had mischievous romps on His blog at the Telegraph: So they gave him Medicinal compound: Now he's gone, and makes folk laugh.
Thompson and Farage get ideas from the Eccles blog.
Cardinal Kasper Made everyone gasp: "A Man like this destroys the Church!" So they gave him Medicinal compound: Now they've left him in the lurch.
"Can I come indoors if I behave myself?"
That song brought me back to a favorite pub of my youth! And the new verses are appealing to my sort-of grown-up taste.
ReplyDeleteOle Frank Bergoglio
ReplyDeleteThought he was Holy Cornholio
With his shirt upon his head,
So they gave him
Medicinal compound:
He puts his trousers there instead.