This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Sunday 8 December 2019

Destruction of the idol Pachabanana

Allies of Pope Francis have been reacting furiously to the news that an art work, "Pachabanana", consisting of a banana taped to the wall, has been eaten.

banana art work

"Hail to thee, Pachabanana!"

Bought by Cardinal Becciu Investments Inc. for $120,000, the Pachabanana idol is a fruit of the recent Amazonian Synod, being part of the indigenous culture of Latin America. At the synod, Pope Francis took part in a service at which the participants worshipped the banana. Its skins have even been exported to the Slipper chapel at Walsingham in England, "to make it more slippery".

The eater of the Pachabanana has been variously described as a "vandal", a "fascist", an "insult to the Virgin Mary" by the usual suspects, and Pope Francis is also said to be annoyed.

man eating banana

Alexander Tschugguel, The desecrator of Pachabanana.

In other news, the Vatican has been spending its "Peter's Pence", donated by the faithful, on making movies. The first one is said to be a porno film about the life of   Fr James Martin, starring Elton John   Elton John, starring Fr James Martin.

It is expected that the Vatican's second film will be "The Pachamama family", the wacky story of a dysfunctional family, consisting of Pachapapa, Pachamama, and the twins Pacha-Austen and Pacha-Dawn. When Pachagranny decides to come and stay, there are hilarious consequences, and Pachamama is pushed into the river!

10 comments:

  1. Exhibit A for the saying "Some people have too much money."

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  2. Shame! It had much more charm than those idols in Rome. Look at its eye and little pointy hat!

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  3. J Martin as Elton John, hilarious

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  4. Yes, we have no bananas - or pachamamas...

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  5. I have decided to glue myself to the Catechism of the Catholic Church in protest !!!

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    1. Jabba, you are a tosser, but you will always have my admiration.

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    2. oh give it a rest, Gareth ...

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  6. JabbaPapa - better purchase that Catechism soon!

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  7. Sorry to say we started the culture wars back in 2010 with the norty rood rabit bashing the anti-Catholic trolls and it all went downhill from there. I'm sorry to admit my part in it all, but who cares anyway, as it's all f****d? But I still have my life with donkeys, and no anti-EU, pro-Trump, pro-Boris tosser is going to ruin my life. The Rabit Goes Forth.

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