Seen outside Eccles's house.
In the interests of protecting my privacy and that of my pet cats, my lawyers have instructions to make vicious threats against anyone using the following expressions on social media:
Eccles, Threesome, Tomato ketchup, Camel, Hedgehog, Filthy pervert, Stupid idiot in a red biretta, ECC, Lawyer, Saved person, Amoris Laetitia.That should cover most eventualities.
Our lawyers have told ISIS to remove the message "It was Eccles all along!" from their flag.
Please note that although the jurisdiction of the court is England and Wales only, my lawyers will take particular delight in harassing people in Ireland (who may be unaware that they are no longer part of the UK), the USA (ditto, more-or-less), Antarctica (some penguins have been known to make ECC-like squawks), Scotland, North Korea, Mars, Alpha Centauri, etc.
As a very rich man, Eccles is prepared to keep this game going until he dies of old age, and even afterwards, so don't expect to see any books with titles such as "Eccles - the world's greatest hypocrite" or "Ketchupgate and other sex scandals of the 21st century".
Eccles's lawyers, Messrs Ass, Donkey and Ass.