This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Your car needs a service

At this time of year, many cars need to go to the garage for a service, so we investigated some of the possibilities on offer.

Car mechanics

Our team of highly-skilled mechanics ready to give you the 1962 "Roman Rite" Service

For those requiring the traditional motoring experience, we offer the 1962 "Roman Rite" service. Your car will be asperged with holy water, and we make sure that only the highest quality oil is used. Our mechanics will sing solemn Gregorian chants as they lovingly restore your car to full spiritual health.


Asperges me, Domine, hyssopo et mundabor. Lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor.

Novus Ordo

Your Novus Ordo team

Or like many adolescents of all ages, you may want to be more hip, dude, and go for the Novus Ordo service, especially if you've got a really sporty car with go-faster stripes on it and a nodding-god in the window. This is a truly radical service for your car, and we'll throw all the old bits into the liturgy bin.

Leaking holy water

The radiator's leaking holy water. I'm afraid it's going to cost you, Guv.

White overalls

The truly professional mechanics always wear white overalls

Of course, there are other denominations who might service your car. This is one alternative that we found by shopping around.

Palm Sunday service

The "Palm Sunday" service


  1. Wiv thanks for an idea to HR.

  2. Car service long island

    nice pictures you have shared i like it so much that now i want to travel in your car. thanks for posting these and share more if you have

  3. darling eccles - such a help when every post brings me notes about car insurance and service - I've decided to get my libor rate fixed, and those nice me from barclays seem to be the best. I did find a book in the charity shop called 'the fix' but it wasn't much use for that. xx Jess