Our team of highly-skilled mechanics ready to give you the 1962 "Roman Rite" Service
For those requiring the traditional motoring experience, we offer the 1962 "Roman Rite" service. Your car will be asperged with holy water, and we make sure that only the highest quality oil is used. Our mechanics will sing solemn Gregorian chants as they lovingly restore your car to full spiritual health.
Asperges me, Domine, hyssopo et mundabor. Lavabis me, et super nivem dealbabor.
Your Novus Ordo team
Or like many adolescents of all ages, you may want to be more hip, dude, and go for the Novus Ordo service, especially if you've got a really sporty car with go-faster stripes on it and a nodding-god in the window. This is a truly radical service for your car, and we'll throw all the old bits into the liturgy bin.
The radiator's leaking holy water. I'm afraid it's going to cost you, Guv.
The truly professional mechanics always wear white overalls
Of course, there are other denominations who might service your car. This is one alternative that we found by shopping around.
The "Palm Sunday" service
Wiv thanks for an idea to HR.
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darling eccles - such a help when every post brings me notes about car insurance and service - I've decided to get my libor rate fixed, and those nice me from barclays seem to be the best. I did find a book in the charity shop called 'the fix' but it wasn't much use for that. xx Jess
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