This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Wednesday 8 August 2012

De return of Bruvver Bosco

Bosco

My darlin bruvver gettin ready to visit a sacred shrine

Well, it was over 6 months since we heard much of my big bruvver Bosco (we left him in Callifornia sittin on a pole), but now we got news dat he is in England. Bosco tellephonned me and said "Eccles, I is goin to de Ollympic Games in London, so dat I can sabbotage de Vatican Ollympic team by throwin banana skins under dem. Dem costume holly men aint gonna git any meddles wiv me around."

Well I looked around, but it didn't seem dere was much of a Vatican team. Dey has recriuted Arthur Roche, de famuos ice-skater, but dat will be for de next Winter Ollympics, it seems.

Vatican Olympic team

Farver, is you sure dis is an Ollympic event?

Still, we did find some worryin signs of iddle worship, and I fink Bosco needs to come along and do some smitin.

Idol-worshipper

Iddle worshipper seen in London

Bosco decided not to go to London, which is a grate pity, as we was all reddy to kill de fatted calf for de prodigious son. In fact we aint got a fatted calf, but Anti Moly was gonna make him a Cronish Pastie instead - bein a crone herself she got de authentick recipe. However, Bosco decided to go to Wallsingham, which is a holly place in Norfolk. Dey gots lotsa shrines dere, like Angliccan, Cathlic and Orthoddox, wot is all unsaved poeple, and Bosco was plannin to open a branch of de Calumny Chappel dere to show de piglrims what really saved poeople looks like.

Bosco is alreddy startin to make his mark there. De Cathlics has got a Slipper Chappel at Wallsingham, and Bosco bein a witty sort of pusson has left lotsa banana skins outside it - de ones he was gonna use for de Pop's Ollympic team - so dat all de piglrims is now slippin over, and swearin in a way dat piglrims doesnt often do.

Slipper chapel

A piglrim on de way to de Slipper Chappel

It seems dat Bosco aint too impressed by Wallsingham so far. "Iddles everywhere!" he screemed. Bosco, dere, if you is reedin dis blogg, perhaps you could comment from de perspecktive of a saved pusson, wot you fink of dis Sattanic iddle wot I seen in London?

One-eyed idol

Sattanic iddle seen in London

13 comments:

  1. darling eccles, there is a side chapel 'for young people' which might suit bosco very well, although if he is allergic to iddles it might be best to go to the new Cafflick church thre, as they have few iddles. xx Jess

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    1. Not at all Bosco.modern Catholic churches seldom have images; you'd feel quite safe there.

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    2. He'd feel lost without his cement dove though...

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    1. Bosco, dere, I has removed one nuaghty bit of your contributoin, but here is de rest:

      Im beggining to think you might not be Lapin. But all signs point to Lapin. Your abject imbecility is just like his but he lives in spain [...]. you have no life, you have nothing to say or contribute to humanity or salvation(which you make fun of).In a room full of fools you would stand out as a fool. I will give you this....your pic of me holding a ladder.....yesterday i had a ladder that size i was carrying around. Its strapped to the roof of my car now. Thought you might like to know that. Oh, by the way, you can Bite Me

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    2. Thats the difference between you and me, i dont run scared and delete stuff.

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    3. Messr Bosco,

      Is that because there is nothing to be deleted?

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    4. Bruvver Bosco, we doesnt allow insults against uvver commontaters, cos Pastor Noodle of de Calumny Chappel sez dat unsaved pussons has got enuff problems alreddy.

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  3. Oh youre such a good bleeding heart Eccles. We dont want to insult anyone. Blow it out yer nose Eccles

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    1. I is just a simple saved pusson like you, darlin bruvver Bosco.

      Anti Moly and me is hopin to come and see you in Wallsingham. We is finkin of takin de famous actress Tilda Swinton wiv us, so we can sing "You'll come to Wallsingham, Tilde wiv me."

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  4. Anti Moly feels insulted by you. What about that? love that pic of her you got there.`I can take the teasing and insults. Dont bother me none.

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  5. Bosco, Moly says she does not look at the blogg - and she is not exactly kind to people in public on the Thompson one. here there is a teasing quality; there there is an insulting one. The difference is quite marked.

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