Just arrange the following Damian photos in order of preference, and win a night on the town with Damian Thompson, Johann Hari, Peter Hitchens and Cormac Murphy-O'Connor. But prepare yourself first, as Damian will ruthlessly expose any ignorance you have of the subjects of addiction, Bruckner, cupcakes, custard or Catholicism!
1. The "saintly" look.
2. The classic "mischievous" look.
3. The "comic" look.
4. The "we've run out of cupcakes" look.
5. At the museum of custard.
6. Very distinguished, but showing his age.
7. The "stop messing about" look.
8. In rather select company.
9. Damian as a child.
10. It's Dr Thompson, and don't you forget it.