Liturgy for use at a memorial service for Bill Pertwee of Dad's Army.
Archdruid: We are gathered together to remember William (Bill) Pertwee, who so movingly played Warden Hodges in Dad's Army. May perpetual light shine upon him and...
Omnes: Put that light out!
The late William Pertwee.
Archdruid: Ruddy hooligans!
Omnes: Now look 'ere, Napoleon...
Verger (sotto voce): Her reverence isn't going to like this...
Archdruid: All right, let's have a little Gregorian chant to calm ourselves down here.
Anthem: Quem te decipere putas, O Hitlere?*
*Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?
Nothing to say, I just want to beat Jessica
ReplyDeleteEccles, nobody is convinced by your new comedy deacon sockpuppet, so please retire him immediately and leave comments to genuine posters.
DeleteShush bruvver lapin. I have lots of sock piggies, a whole litter of them.
Delete"I just want to beat Jessica"
DeleteYou might want to rephrase that, m8: it sounds rather menacing.
You'd almost think you had issues or something, m8.
Honi soit...
DeleteWhatever turns you on, honi.
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This is clearly a fake, as nothing has exploded and ARP Warden Hodges has banned all the tea lights.
ReplyDeleteJessica never answers this type of post - tough luck!
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