I command the spirit of Hans Küng to quit this child!
For dealing with those who are only slightly possessed, Pope Francis has invented an alternative ritual.
So, demon, if I win at scissors-paper-stone, you agree to leave this woman alone?
For highly-connected people, Pope Francis has been known to attempt exorcisms on demand.
So, Miss Biden, how long do you think that your brother has been possessed by demons?
Of course, Pope Francis is not the first to practice exorcism. Pope Benedict XVI also had to confront the evil done by demons who attacked Christianity.
When dealing with the worst demons, Pope Benedict always stood safely inside a pentagram.