This is the spiritual journey of me, Eccles, my big brother Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. Eccles is saved, but we've got real problems with Bosco and Anti.
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022
Satan appointed to Pontifical Academy for Life
Archbishop Paglia has expressed his delight at the appointment of Satan, the well-known religious figure, as a new member of the Pontifical Academy for Life. In a statement on Twitter, Monsignor Paglia said "The @PontAcadLife is grateful to the Holy Father for the appointment of new Members of the Academy. Together with existing Members they will provide unique expertise as the #Magisterium addresses new challenges and strengthens commitment to #Jesus and His commands."
Sunday, 2 October 2022
Melon girl bad!
Some of our leading Catholic commentators (notably Massimo "Beans" Faggioli and Christopher "Lambchop" Lamb) have pointed out that the beliefs of the probable new prime minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni, are hard-right, fascist, extremist, worse even than the hated orange man Trump, definitely something that would make even Mussolini say "Hang on, you're going a bit far there!"
1. Claiming to be a Catholic Christian. 2. Opposition to abortion. 3. Opposition to euthanasia. 4. Opposition to same-sex "marriage" and "parenting". 5. Defence of the Biblical male/female family.Golly! I can hardly bear to copy down such a manifesto of hard-right fascist filth!
1. Claiming to be a "devout" Catholic, perhaps of the Bidenesque sort who has new batteries fitted every Sunday morning so that he can stagger off to church and fall asleep. 2. Encouragement of abortion, as late-term as possible. 3. Euthanasia - well, be careful here, for if we are going to get rid of old useless people then some presidents and popes may need to worry. Correction. Apparently this only applies to killing old people who are not millionaires. 4. Support of same-sex anything-you-like and suppression of all opposition, which is described as "hate", "bigotry", etc. even though 50 years ago everyone would have agreed that same-sex marriage was a joke. 5. The Bible!? Sheesh! This went out with the Synod of all Synods. Ask Austen Ivereigh, who has been too busy acting as an "expert" to join the concerted attack on the Melon Girl.
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