As a distraction from all the other problems in the world, we'll have another world cup. I had planned a
sumptuous opening ceremony, with Pachamama idols and Rupnik artwork, but, after complaints about bad taste
from the Olympic Committee I decided to scrap it.
Anyway, as promised, the second world cup of bad hymns will begin soon.
The first one, held in 2018, ended as follows:
Gold: Lord of the Dance (Sydney Carter)
Silver: Gather us in (Marty Haugen)
Bronze: Shine, Jesus, Shine (Graham Kendrick)
Fourth Place: Kumbayah (anon)
The previous winners.
As before, this one will
organised by a sequence of Twitter
polls, one per day, on a knock-out basis, with as many rounds as needed.
Badness may be defined any way you wish, either by stupid lyrics, bad theology (since people of all Christian denominations - or none -
may take part, we won't get agreement here), or even by an appalling tune.
I started with 44 nominations (everything that reached Round 2 last time, plus a few others that I particularly dislike).
Nominations will close when we reach 64, or people stop sending them in - either by replying to this post or by replying to the Twitter announcement.
Anything that makes you shudder...
Here are the ones we have so far (I am adding new ones as they arrive):
Abba, Abba Father, You are the Potter, we are the clay, Carey Landry
Alleluia Ch-Ch, Paul Inwood
As a fire is meant for burning, Ruth Duck
As the deer pants, Martin Nystrom
Autumn days when the grass is jewelled, Estelle White
Bind us together, Lord, Bob Gillman
Caterpillar, caterpillar, Susan Sayers
Cheep! said the sparrow on the chimney top, Estelle White
Christ be our light, Bernadette Farrell
Colours of day, Sue McClellan
Come to the feast of Heaven and Earth (table of plenty), Daniel Schutte
Eat this bread, Jacques Berthier
Enemy of apathy (she sits like a bird), John L. Bell and Graham Maule
Father, in my life I see, Frank Andersen
Follow me, Michael Cocket
For everyone born, a place at the table, Shirley Murray
Gather us in, Marty Haugen
Gift of finest wheat, John Michael Talbot
Gloria (clap clap), Martin Anderson
Glory to God (Peruvian Gloria), Anon
Go, the Mass is ended, Sister Marie Lydia Pereira
God of concrete, Frederick R.C. Clarke
God of mercy and compassion, Edmund Vaughan
God's Spirit is in my heart, Alan Dale
I am the Bread of Life, Suzanne Toolan
I am the Living Bread, Ifeanyichukwu Eze
I am the Word that spoke (take and eat), Michael Joncas
I just wanna be a sheep, Brian Howard
I saw the grass, I saw the trees, Estelle White
I watch the sunrise, John Glynn
I, the Lord of sea and sky (here I am, Lord), Daniel Schutte
If I were a butterfly, Brian Howard
In bread we bring you, Lord, Daniel O'Donnell
In Christ alone my hope is found, Stuart Townend and Keith Getty
In my wrestling and in my doubts (my Lighthouse), Llewellyn / Gilkeson
Jesus Christ the apple tree, R.H.
Kumbayah, Anon
Let there be peace on Earth, Vince Gill
Let us build a house where love can dwell (all are welcome), Marty Haugen
Let us build the city of God, Daniel Schutte
Lord of the Dance, Sydney Carter
Lord, you have come to the lakeshore/lakeside, Cesáreo Gabaráin
Mary, did you know? Mark Lowry
Moses, I know you're the man, Estelle White
No longer strangers to each other (companions on the journey), Carey Landry
Now we remain, David Haas
On eagle's wings, Michael Joncas
One bread, one body, John Foley
Our God reigns, Leonard E. Smith
Shine, Jesus, shine, Graham Kendrick
Sing a New Church, Delores Dufner
Springs of water, bless the Lord, Marty Haugen
The Lord told Noah (so rise and shine), Trad.
The world is full of smelly feet, Michael Forster
They'll know we are Christians by our love, Peter Scholtes
This little light of mine, Harry Dixon Loes
Touch the earth lightly, Shirley Murray
Walk in the Light, Damian Lundy
We are the salt of the earth (go make a difference), Steve Angrisano,
Tom Tomaszek
We rise again from ashes, Tom Conry
Who is the alien, Mary Louise Bringle
Will you let me be your servant, Richard Gillard
You are mine, David Haas
You call me out upon the waters (oceans), Joel Houston et al
"The next hymn is ... so put your hand up if you want to leave."
Addendum: We'll stick to English language hymns (and Christian ones) to avoid strange songs from people worshipping Klingon gods.
Addendum-dum: We now have 64 entries, and that's the lot.