Continued from Chapter 14.
1. So the weeks rolled on, and the children of Bri-tain received the
magic vixen that promised immortality.
2. And they continued to wear masks, even when walking in the wilderness miles from
any other life save the locusts, quails, and wild beasts.
3. Now Bo-sis consulted with a team of wise men known as SAGEs: these included experts in
astrology, decolonized poetry, necromancy, non-binary algebra, voodoo, post-feminist transgender studies, civilised engineering,
anti-racist sackbut-playing, wizardry, and comedy.
4. The last of these was Neil, son of Fergus, who had surrounded himself with beautiful models, all of which
gave wrong answers when questioned.
The sages tell Bo-sis how to deal with the plague.
5. So, as the sages continued to deliberate, Bo-sis remembered his solemn promise to the children of Bri-tain, that
he would not require them to carry papers, known as passports, to prove that they had received the vixen.
6. Thus he spake out one day, saying, "I have had a jolly good wheeze, chaps! Let us require you to
carry papers, known as passports, to prove that you have received the vixen!"
7. But before any serious decision could be taken, Bo-sis was forced to launch an assault on the pool known as Hartley, which had been
possessed by the Starmerites as long as anyone could remember. For this was the time known as by-election.
The famous Statue of Liberty at Hartley's Pool.
8. It came to pass that Hartley's pool fell to Bo-sis, and he rejoiced greatly. And the Starmerites wept, saying, "The workers
of Hartley's pool are indeed different from our own people of Islington: for they are hewers of timber, and drawers of water, and
they hardly ever kneel down in memory of the blessed Floyd."
9. However, the people of Islington rejoiced, for Genghis, known as Khan, was reappointed as supreme
leader of the Londonites, following a massive support from the criminal community.
10. Now, the time was fast approaching when the third step of Bo-sis's road map should be reached. Thus, the children
of Bri-tain could visit each other's dwellings once more.
11. Also, gatherings outside were permitted, with no
more than thirty people allowed, unless they had come to tear down statues, loot the shops, or attack the guards
known as policemen.
12. And the SAGEs issued instructions, explaining how the children of Bri-tain should hug each other: for it was
so long since people had been permitted so to do that they had completely forgotten.
Two members of SAGE demonstrate the Sign of Peace.
13. But there now came a new threat from far India: for the plague had mutated into a new more fearsome disease,
known as Vindaloo, which caused a fever, a burning of the tongue, and an acidic stomach. The only known
remedy for this illness was to drink of the mighty potion known as lager.
14. And the children of Bri-tain were severely perturbed, as this was likely to delay the promised return
to normal living, which was due a month thence: thus they would be unable to
finish the Book of Covidicus and move on to the book of Numbskulls.
Continued in Chapter 16.