Oh, I'm a Catholic, and I'm okay, I go to church and I like to pray.
The choir
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, I genuflect, I say the Rosary. On Fridays I go shopping And eat just fish for tea. CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he genuflects, He says the Rosary. On Fridays he goes shopping And eats just fish for tea.
Probably a Catholic bird.
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, confess my sins, I feel that God is near. I don't think that abortion Is such a good idea. CHOIR: He goes to Mass, confesses sins, He feels that God is near. He doesn't think abortion is such a good idea??? WHAT???
A nasty pro-life Catholic fiend. We hates them.
CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay, He goes to church and he likes to pray. I go to Mass, I shun divorce, I'm definitely pro-life. I don't think that two men can Be called "husband and wife". CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he shuns divorce He's definitely pro-life??? How dare he? He doesn't think two men can be called "husband and wife"??? Bigot! Lock him up!
Oh Bevis! And I always thought you were a Tablet Catholic!
