* It is all the fault of traditional worshippers who have inexplicably become critical of Pope Francis since TC was issued. * Even though TC was intended as a conciliatory way of getting rid of the TLM and its fans. * Latin is a dead language, so Caveat Emptor and Quod erat demonstrandum! as we say in Batley. * It is forbidden to advertise TLMs in the church bulletin. * In fact attending one is a mortal sin, far worse than abortion or LGBT stuff (which we rather approve of anyway). * Liturgical dancing is encouraged, and I am available for skating demonstrations for those churches equipped with ice-rinks. * Can I have my red hat now, love*?*A traditional Yorkshire way of addressing anyone from the pope downwards.
* No previous evidence of competence necessary. In fact it's a handicap. * Points are won by supporting LGBT issues, Nancy Pelosi, or the Synodal Path to cutting the Church into heretical pieces.In next month's news - how Fr James Martin LGBTSJ became a cardinal.