This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Tuesday, 31 May 2022

New disciple criticised

Galilee, 27 AD approx.

Criticism has come in of Our Lord Jesus's appointment of the American Judas McIscariot as a disciple. "This will end badly," said one commentator. "Judas is clearly not to be trusted. He is a friend of the aged criminal Tedus Obnoxius, he who dwelleth in a beach house on the Sea of Galilee corrupting the young. What's more, Judas has not been averse to a bit of covering up of sexual abuse himself."

McElroy

Judas McIscariot.

Judas has already caused division in the College of Disciples by campaigning for female deacons, supporting LGBT apostles such as St James the Least of All, and tolerating mass abortion as recommended by leaders such as Herod Bidenias.

Said St Salvatore, the former boss of McIscariot, who was not appointed to the College of Disciples, "That bastard? How ridiculous! We congratulate Judas on his appointment and we are confident that he will be a faithful disciple. Oh, and by the way, Salome Pelosi is an evil witch still needs some further instruction."

Judas himself was unavailable for comment.

beach house

The humble beach house of Tedus Obnoxius on the Sea of Galilee.

5 comments:

  1. This explains a lot! Thanks Eccles...

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  2. I had to read it a couple of times to make sense of a senseless situation. Perhaps Our Lord is waiting for things to get REALLY WORSE(R). I would have been less patient than He because I am not the Lord. But the goings-on in the Church are so painful!

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  3. Meanwhile, some bloke in Rome has intervened to prevent the ordinations of six to the priesthood or diaconate in Frejus-Toulon, for "reasons" that they're too "traddy" down there. And never mind stuff like each Bishop being sovereign in his Diocese ...

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  4. Anti Moly must surely be a bit miffed by de Pop's latest anti-granny rant.

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  5. So bruvver, which synodal demons will you be praying for ?

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