This is me, Eccles
Tuesday, 31 May 2022
New disciple criticised
Galilee, 27 AD approx. Criticism has come in of Our Lord Jesus's appointment of the American Judas McIscariot as a disciple. "This will end badly," said one commentator. "Judas is clearly not to be trusted. He is a friend of the aged criminal Tedus Obnoxius, he who dwelleth in a beach house on the Sea of Galilee corrupting the young. What's more, Judas has not been averse to a bit of covering up of sexual abuse himself."
That bastard? How ridiculous!
We congratulate Judas on his appointment and we are confident that he will be a faithful disciple. Oh, and by the way,
Salome Pelosi is an evil witch still needs some further instruction."
Judas himself was unavailable for comment.