Many readers have asked me to explain "Ordo Amoris", which is in the news at the moment. Is it related to Novus Ordo? Or to Amoris Laetitia? Or is it something else entirely?
St Venn tries to explain Ordo Amoris by a diagram.
Well, in fact, Ordo Amoris is one of those bits of Christian doctrine that can be traced back to St Augustine and
St Thomas Aquinas, two Doctors of the Church who, coincidentally, won Silver and Gold medals, respectively, in
the recent
World Cup of Pot-Biblical saints.
But who are these old fogeys to set their opinions against those of future Doctors of the Church such as Fr James Martin LGBTSJ,
Austen "Rupnik stays up on my wall" Ivereigh, and Mike Lewis of
Where Pachamama Is?
The most telling argument against Ordo Amoris is that it is espoused by JD Vance of the "Nasty Orange Man" team.
He claims to be a Catholic, but obviously can't be named in the same breath as Joe Biden, Grand Bricklayer and Plasterer
Pursuivant of the Masonic Order of Planned Parenthood.
Devout Catholic (retd.)
There is a way of producing an argument that is based on cutting out random bits of scripture, boiling them in acid for 24 hours, and then presenting them as unassailable doctrine. With this you can argue that parents should neglect their children and spend their time in
educating the natives of Borrioboola-Gha, on the left bank of the Niger. (I pinched that from
the great Mrs Jellyby in
Bleak House, by the way.)
After all, did Jesus not ask us, in the parable of the Good Samaritan, to identify who was the neighbour of the
poor chap who was robbed? Actually, it may have been a trick question, as nowadays you are quite likely to be mugged
by your neighbours, especially if you live in London.
Anyway, once you have put yourself above Trump and Vance, you may as well go for their friend Elon Musk, and
even Calvin Robinson of the Almost-Catholic Church. Here you have an easy target, as they are obviously all Nazis!
The Fascist greeting, "My heart goes out to you."
To those of us in the know, "My heart goes out to you" - or in German "Heil Hitler!" - is a code phrase meaning "We are ready to annex Canada, Panama, Greenland, and Poland." Don't be fooled by its appearance in a pro-life context.
If you need more proof, look at this message from that well-known fascist King Charles III in the guise of condolences for the recent air crash in Washington.
See! No prayers, just a fascist message about hearts!
I guess, as supreme governor of the Anglican Church he would not dare offer prayers, as it would
offend many of his bishops.
Well, I hope you found that helpful. For more information, see Pope Francis's next apostolic exhortation "Ordo Amoris is a Synodal Matter".
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