AND NOW IN OTHER NEWS: "He hates Trump and Vance, so he must be good." Meanwhile, the entire Catholic world is delighted that Cardinal Robert McElroy has been installed as Archbishop of Washington. He comes from a long line of distinguished archbishops, including Wilton Gregory, Donald Wuerl, and - best of all - Theodore McCarrick. Between them, they have made Washington the sex abuse capital of Catholic America - whether by participating (Ted), covering up (Don), ignoring (Wilt), and - well Bob assures me that he has never met Uncle Ted, so his hands are clean so far. "He said he'd never met McCarrick!" Could Bob be the next pope?
This is the spiritual journey of me, Eccles, my big brother Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. Eccles is saved, but we've got real problems with Bosco and Anti.
This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
Sunday, 16 March 2025
New synodal treatment for Pope Francis
Catholics are becoming tired of seeing bulletins about Pope Francis's health that say:
He's a Pontifex and he's OK. He sleeps all night and he works all day,
and have
become more impatient to see Pope Francis leap from his sick bed, create newer and weirder cardinals, write new motu proprios
about climate change, and generally do popish things. Accordingly, it has been announced that
from now on the Holy Father's medical treatment will be Synodal. No more "magisterial"
doctrines doctors, just unqualified activists sitting round tables discussing his medication.
Two aspirins or a heart transplant? You decide!
Said Dr Austen Ivereigh, a well-known expert in synodality, "The patient should naturally be one of the main
athletes and standard-bearers of synodality, and it seems to me that the best cure for his illness is a kenotic de-centering
followed by enlarging the space of his tent."
He went on to say how much he hated "traddy" doctors. He wasn't exactly sure what a traditional rigid doctor
did, but he believed that his remedies involved leeches, powdered animal bones, and trepanning. "You don't expect me to
attend a traditional surgery to find out, do you?"
Two doctors discuss possible treatments.
The Pope's proposed regime will include a daily dose of Amorislaetitia elixir, some Pachamama injections,
and as many Traditioniscustodes tablets as he needs.
That way there is little prospect of his becoming rigid, or even turning into a Christian bat preferring the shadows to the light.
ADDENDUM:
The treatment is working! Within a few hours of my writing the above, we see that Pope Francis is on the mend!
AND NOW IN OTHER NEWS: "He hates Trump and Vance, so he must be good." Meanwhile, the entire Catholic world is delighted that Cardinal Robert McElroy has been installed as Archbishop of Washington. He comes from a long line of distinguished archbishops, including Wilton Gregory, Donald Wuerl, and - best of all - Theodore McCarrick. Between them, they have made Washington the sex abuse capital of Catholic America - whether by participating (Ted), covering up (Don), ignoring (Wilt), and - well Bob assures me that he has never met Uncle Ted, so his hands are clean so far. "He said he'd never met McCarrick!" Could Bob be the next pope?
AND NOW IN OTHER NEWS: "He hates Trump and Vance, so he must be good." Meanwhile, the entire Catholic world is delighted that Cardinal Robert McElroy has been installed as Archbishop of Washington. He comes from a long line of distinguished archbishops, including Wilton Gregory, Donald Wuerl, and - best of all - Theodore McCarrick. Between them, they have made Washington the sex abuse capital of Catholic America - whether by participating (Ted), covering up (Don), ignoring (Wilt), and - well Bob assures me that he has never met Uncle Ted, so his hands are clean so far. "He said he'd never met McCarrick!" Could Bob be the next pope?
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