Well Bosco we dont want to be frown off our course of religiuos studies so I fink you gotta apologise to Mrs Bede, de housekeeper of Father Enzy. I know its a misunderstandin, when you heard dat she was called Rosemary Bede you fought she was somethin iddolatross, but you gotta take dem Dopoblok tablits more regulally. You could also go and visit her in hopsital, Bosco dere.
Fr Enzy told us today about Jessus choosin de apostels, and one of dem is a baddie who aint saved, but its a whodunnit we cant geuss which yet. Bosco he admirres St Peter, cos he heard dat he is a great guy who cuts priests ears off (like we does sometimes on Fridday nihgts when we is havin fun) so it can't be him wots bad. Bosco finks he would like a stattue of St Peter in his room dat he can kiss every nihgt, so we gonna see if we can git one.
Bosco bin practisin cuttin de ears off priests, and here is a pitcher of one of his victims.
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteI strongly object to this blatant anti-Catholic encouragement to cut off the ears of priests. The priest in the picture here was a certain Fr Vicente van Blogh of the Diocese of Utrecht and my confessor for many years. Cutting off priests' ears so they cannot hear confessions is the work of the devil. But never mind, we live in ecumenical times and I acknowledge your right to make your point. Fair cop.
Yours sincerely,
A Rabit
Fank you Mr Rabit. Pussonally I aint very good at cuttin off ears, but Bosco he have got half a dozen dat he kepes in a botle in de friddge, I bit into one finking it was a bit of haddock. Singed Eccles.
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