This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Tuesday, 31 July 2018

God admits "I knew what McCarrick was up to"

We have seen a succession of implausible denials from Cardinals Wuerl, Farrell, Cupich, etc. that they knew that (ex-)Cardinal "Uncle Ted" McCarrick was anything other than a saintly being destined to be canonized soon after shuffling off his mortal coil. They never knew. They were shocked. Why weren't they told?

We have seen attacks from Martin, Rosica, Winters, Mickens, ... blaming any Catholics who do not happen to be homosexual for using the Tedgate affair to question the ethics of the St Gallen Mafia, the USCCB Gay Mafia, the Jesuits, the Pope, etc. They're all traddies. They go to Latin Masses. Some of them don't like Amoris Laetitia. Burn them!

We have seen total silence from the Pope himself, but since he lives his life without television, newspapers, internet, post, or friends, he cannot be expected to be aware that there is anything to worry about.

Pope and McCarrick

"Ted! How's tricks?"

Finally, God the Father has stepped up to the post and admitted that He, at least, knew perfectly well what McCarrick was up to. When asked why He had not stepped in to stop it with a bit of smiting - say a well-placed lightning bolt - the Almighty explained that in these Novum Testamentum days, smiting is out of fashion, and it's Mercy that's the Flavour of the Aeon.

Jubilee Year of Mercy

"But I didn't design that dreadful Logo," explained God.

God is well-known for His reluctance to give direct answers to questions (or "dubia") submitted to Him in prayer. These include:
1. Is this it?
2. How do you do what you do to me?
3. What kind of fool am I?
4. Should I stay or should I go?
5. Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight? [Perhaps it was a mistake to add this one.]

Austen Ivereigh's finest hour

"Is there no bomb in Gilead?" Another good question.

Nevertheless, the Almighty has promised to take action at the Day Of Judgement, and make things hot for some people. It's always hard to know who will end up as a sheep or a goat, but the general consensus seems to be that when the Dies Irae comes, Judas Iscariot, Nero, Henry VIII (sorry, Anglicans!), Hitler, and Sydney "Lord of the Dance" Carter went a bit too far in life, and will require good lawyers, or else a Surprise Redemption.

As for McCarrick, well we'll see...


  1. In a recent interview, cdl ‘Donna’ Wuerl was asked how he felt about this current situation. His response: ‘it’s hard, and I hope this sodomy is behind me, er us’

  2. The Homo Cowardinal needs to be laicized, pronto!

    As to the logo, I will comment after I stop laughing.

  3. Remember Monica's dress? We need someone to come forward with that kind of evidence on the sodoperv cardinals. So long as they are in any position to control money, that evidence for a time will only be used as the basis of blackmail; but then eventually they age and are no longer singatories on the accounts - a la Uncle Ted - and then the blackmailers hae no source of funds. Guy McClung, Texas

  4. From age 15 McCarrick was groomed for the priesthood by the homosexuals in Spellman's network. McCarrick started high school at Xavier (oratory scholarship) in the fall of 1944 and completed 2 academic years there by May 1946. Then he quietly disappeared for one academic year...actually 15 months. His story differs as to where he was. In one story he says he was "confused". In others he says he was expelled for truancy and another says he was making bad grades so was expelled.

    After being missing for over a year he reappears at Fordham Prep and immediately zooms to the top of their "best student chart" graduating in 1949 with 3 superlatives - Best Speaker, Most Diplomatic, and Did the Most for Prep.

    Given the high academic rigor of both Xavier and Fordham Prep in the 1940s, it is IMPOSSIBLE that McCarrick would have ever gotten into Fordham Prep after being expelled from Xavier for either truancy or poor grades. The truth of the matter must be his sexuality - that he was caught doing something either with a teacher or another student, Xavier quietly expelled him, and Spellman then groomed him and set him up to finish at Fordham Prep. McCarrick graduated high school in 1949, one year after his former Xavier classmates who graduated in 1948.

    After graduating high school, McCarrick disappears for another year and a half. In one account he said he and a "friend" traveled Europe; another says he went to a Carthusian Monastery in Switzerland to "study". He then returns to the US and goes to Fordhan University graduating there in 1954, two academic years behind his former classmates from Xavier, some of whom also went to Fordham University and graduated from there in 1952.

    In all, McCarrick, counting the summer months, was missing for almost 3 years with undisclosed whereabouts and unexplained purpose. After graduating from Fordham U he works in Spellman's Chancery, then zooms to the top of the hierarchy.

    The homosexuals found him, groomed him for the priesthood, covered up his sodomite proclivities, and used him (of course he was quite willing I'm sure) to further the sodomite agenda within the Church...up to helping get Francis elected as Pope.