This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Thursday, 18 April 2019

Cardinal Tobin rewrites the catechism

Uncle Joe Tobin has complained that Catholic teaching on homosexual acts is "unfortunate", specifically CCC2357 with its Basing itself on Sacred Scripture, which presents homosexual acts as acts of grave depravity, tradition has always declared that homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered (together with a lot more on the same theme).

Accordingly, he has produced a more helpful rewriting of the catechism, to take into account the fact that sacred scripture and and traditional teaching need to take a back seat to accommodating people's own desires.

Tobin and baby

"My lodger helped me write it."

The new passage reads as follows:

2357. Basing itself on the sacred writings of Martin, Cupich, and Tobin, the Catholic Church teaches that homosexual acts are perfectly normal, and no impediment to advancement in the priesthood.

2358. Indeed, it is not good for priests to be alone, and they are encouraged to welcome actors and male models (known as "babies") into their houses.

2359. If a priest is separated from his baby, then the correct way to wish him a blessed and holy night is by tweeting "Nighty-night, baby. I love you." However, this form of address may also be used for the priest's sister, his cousin or his aunt.

2360. Similarly, LGBT pilgrimages are to be encouraged and welcomed. And no more talk of "grave depravity" and "being called to chastity", please!

This is not expected to be controversial.

Tobin welcomes pilgrimage

Bring your "babies" with you!


  1. To expand and partially paraphrasing Eccles post: "Basing one's opinion on the teaching of the sacred writings of Martin, Cupich, Tobin, AND Bergoglio one would see clearly that they are heretical." Let them be anathema.

  2. When I remember how I used to think that day old beard growth was cool. Now it annoys the heck out of me, pretty boy poofery.
    These men are all poof or poof supporters, the whole lot are rotten to the core, wrecking the church as best they can. What a pity more Catholics don't seem to notice.

  3. Amen to both Kathleen1031 and Ignatius, Cornwall. And let me add that in addition to being poofs they are soyboys, Maybe that’s redundant.

    Happy Easter!

  4. Come Lord Jesus. Come soon. Make all things new!
    Our Risen Lord told Saint Therese of Lisieux, The Little Flower, “More souls go to hell due to sins of impurity”
    God please help our beloved Church leaders to preach the Gospel as You taught it!
    You loving son Tom

  5. im surprised. even deaf dumb and blind brother eccles has to admit the truth. now that it is common know,edge.