This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles
Monday 8 January 2024
Tucho embarks on a book-signing
Cardinal "Tucho" Fernàndez, Head of the Vatican Dicastery for Naughty Things,
is now embarking on a tour of Rome's bookshops, signing copies of the reprinted version of
his hard-porn best-seller "Mystical Passion", which, he explains, he wrote as a "clarification"
of his previous soft-porn book, "Kiss me, Cheeky!"
For those wishing to obtain signed copies of the learned treatise, described
by Mike Lewis of Where Pacha Is as "A little intellectual for me, but otherwise fine",
Tucho will be at "Dirty Books 'R' us" at 9 a.m., the "Porno Emporium" at
10, and the Vatican Library at 11.
One satisfied customer (until the Pope changes his mind).
Meanwhile, we have had no comments from Pope Teflon,
so it seems that he is still entirely happy to see Tucho directing the doctrine of the
Catholic Church. There are others equally qualified to take over Tucho's job, such as Pope Teflon's
good friends Marko Rupnik and Gustavo
Zanchetta, but it seems that they may miss out this time.
"The buck never reached me, so how can it stop here?"
Addendum: no comments yet from Lamb, Ivereigh, etc. as far as I know. But they probably need to read the book thoroughly
- say half-a-dozen times - before commenting.
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Love this! The book signing thing is especially funny since these weirdos actually believe themselves to be great litterateurs.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to his next bestseller about the gender ideology and trans stuff.
ReplyDeleteNo, his next book will be "make me Pope, please mummy" or some such.
ReplyDeleteAgain, I do wonder how much dirt Fr Jimbo Martin LGBTSJ has on higher-ups in the Church or the Jesuit order.
Actually Tucho had an audience with the holy Godfather about just this thing. https://rumble.com/v48f4x2-the-holy-godfather.html
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