This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Tuesday 28 November 2023

The worst synod jargon - the last stages

I hope you will agree with me that:

In this time of profound encounter and dialogue we offer the invitation to journey together, creating spaces for everyone so that we may live unity-in-diversity.

While:

Catholics must experience the synod, must do synod; conversation in the Spirit is a new way of being Church, so enlarge the space of your tent.

Whereas:

The synod mothers ask for a kenotic de-centering since listening and dialogue inspire decision-making processes in an authentically synodal manner.

Therefore:

The lived experience that has been shared through a listening Church respects the protagonism of the Spirit in God’s surprises.

Well, those are the last sixteen entries for the World Cup of Synod Jargon, tastefully arranged into four groups. We shall give the final results here (quarter-finals through to final) when we have them.

QUARTER-FINALS

a new way of being Church 71.9 -v- synod mothers 28.1

live unity-in-diversity 37.8 -v- a kenotic de-centering 62.2

respects the protagonism of the Spirit 56.3 -v- this time of profound encounter and dialogue 43.7

enlarge the space of your tent 49.3 -v- a listening Church 50.7


SEMI-FINALS

a new way of being Church 74.9 -v- respects the protagonism of the Spirit 25.1

a kenotic de-centering 59.3 -v- a listening Church 40.7


THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF

respects the protagonism of the Spirit 49 -v- a listening Church 51

BRONZE medal for "a listening Church"

FINAL

a new way of being Church 51.1 -v- a kenotic de-centering 48.9

GOLD medal for "a new way of being Church" and SILVER for "a kenotic de-centering".

9 comments:

  1. I am SO impressed that you made those random statements weave together as if they were real language! Nicely done!

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  2. Sometimes, when reading you, I suspect.....I am on a catholic babylon bee.... Reading anything from vatican IS like a not the bee, and bizarre world, experience. Lou

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  3. At this stage, the Holy Spirit must be the antagonist and not the protagonist.

    FFS rating of 10.

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  4. Only native speakers of English could write it this badly.

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  5. But can they 'listen' and 'accompany' while spouting all this rubbish? Can't wait for the final results!

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  6. How did "enlarge the space of your tent" lose that narrowly? It should have swept the win!

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  7. I've got my money on the 'kenotic de-centering'.

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  8. Sounds quite "Church" of England to me!

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