Jim: Yes, my son!
In his new book Fr Jim argues that the LGBT Church must accept Catholics.
Well, answer me this then. The bidding at a game in my seminary went as follows:
North-South vulnerable, East-West predatory. 2 Hearts I'd like to make a pass. Game? I am if you are.West has no honour, so how should he bid?
Playing the Jesuit convention: make up the rules as you go along.
Jim: NO TRUMP! NO TRUMP! NO TRUMP! Oh how we hate him!
I have a very simple question, Fr Jim. Is there anything at all that you consider sinful?
Actually, sin is never mentioned in the Bible, so who am I to say that anything is wrong? Still, I do get cross when Fr Thomas Reese steals the last fairy cake, or whenever someone calls me a heretic. Don't they realise that I am now a very important adviser to Pope Francis?
THE GAY BRIDGE DISASTER
Beautiful Bridge so proudly gay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That thousands of souls have been led astray
By that wretched book on building a bridge,
The Catholic way, including, er, um, bondage.
William McGonagall SJ.
Let's forget all this bridge nonsense for a moment, Fr Jim. Could you explain again your theory that Mary Magdalene
was the first bishop? It always brings me out in giggles...