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Thursday, 21 October 2021
It's Pachamama Day!
Today has seen great rejoicing in the Catholic Church worldwide, as we remember the second anniversary of the drowning of the heathen idol Pachamama in the Tiber.
1805 2019 when it became clear that Christian civilization was being menaced
by the godless forces of the Francis Revolution and that a major battle was inevitable. So Admiral Lord
Tschugguel sailed his fleet to
Santa Maria in Traspontina, overcame the army of Pachamama under Admiral "le nain" Ivereigh,
captured their primitive idols, and sank them.
From then onwards Emperor Napoglio struggled to control his church, although he made valiant attempts to
dominate the world
with tyrannical decrees such as Tradition est Coupée and a plague of demented synods. He frequently employed the
motto "L'église, c'est moi!" but his days were numbered, although it took ten long years of strife before he met his Waterloo.
After one last battle, Napoglio was finally deposed and exiled to St Helena. The monarchy was restored in the form of Le Roi Sarah.