This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Saturday 29 January 2022

Freedom convoy approaches Rome

The "Freedom convoy" of trucks, travelling towards Rome to demonstrate against the restrictions on the Traditional Latin Mass imposed by the edict Traditionis Custodes and its sequel, the Made-up Dubia of Arthur Roche, is making good progress. Within a day or two it will be driving round St Peter's Square, honking its horns in a Gregorian Chant.

truck convoy

The convoy approaches the Alps.

Said one long-distance driver, Joe Shaw of Oxford, "When you're on the road for long periods of time, you need to be able to stop occasionally for a TLM. And now this is becoming very difficult for us truckers."

Prime Minister Francis has dismissed the demonstration, saying "The small fringe minority of people who are on their way to Rome hold unacceptable views. These do not represent the views of the Catholic Church, which has been around since Vatican II. Following the New Scientific Mass is the best way to Build Back Better."

Jerry Kaywell

A priest invites those stressed by the convoy to breath in and breath out at Mass.

Others have been more forthright in their condemnation of the demonstration. Ivereigh Towers, the faithful attack poodle of Francis, is in no doubt that the Traditional Latin Mass is a sin and needs to be condemned as such. With his usual sensitivity, he has described those who prefer the order and consistency of the TLM to the "make it up as we go along, let's do some heavy breathing now" seen in some Novus Ordo services, as "oddballs". These apparently include the introverted and Asperger's sufferers ("oddballs" is a sensitive term much used by psychiatrists). Somehow he forgot to use the word "fascists" but that will be in his next piece.

Arthur Roche

"Convoy sighted. Missals Missiles ready, lads!"

Late news: Uncle Arthur Roche, the Yorkshire terrier turned CDW supremo, is driving a bus of TC supporters to meet the convoy. Since he insists on facing his passengers at all times, he is finding it hard to steer the bus in a straight line. So no change there.

8 comments:

  1. Eccles, I salute you from the land of the truckers!

    We are all truckers now.

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    1. Eccles is usually kind and loving, but can be a mean brother trucker to those who think they can mess with the Mass the Savior left us for our salvation.

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    2. Amen, Vox! This former Canadian sends his greeting too. We are all truckers now! Let 'em roll!

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  2. LET THEM TRUCKERS ROLL, TEN - FOUR !!!
    Listen to The Rubber Duck's badinage with all his chums on Interstate 40.
    https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

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  3. Who would ever have thought that hard-working truckers, on whom we all depend for our food, medical & other vital supplies, would be the source God would choose for transporting to Rome our complete dissatisfaction with the un-canonically elected usurper in the PO who supports NWO Great Reset in their eugenic experiment on all God's people, to the point where they are threatened with losing their jobs & not being able to feed their families. Not only that, but the same demented occupier has the temerity to demand the withdrawal of what God has deemed necessary for our salvation - the unbloody Sacrifice of the Mass & His Sacraments regularly received from the true successors of the First Apostles. The time has come for all Catholics to stand against such tyranny & demand the revocation of AL,TD & all his false teaching & the complete worldwide restoration of TLM. Praying for God's Blessing on their enterprise & fruitful outcome.

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  4. There will need to be at least the death of the colon compromised occupant of the chair of Peter for any return to the true mass to start. Yes, I said death.

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  5. There needs to be truck convoy to Rome. Even just 500 trucks would be enough. Each with a massive picture or cartoon mounted on the side ...

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  6. Something has to give in the Vatican! Shake that devil out for good and all his demons! LORD, LET THE TRUCKERS ROLL INTO THE VATICAN AND RESTORE THE SEAT OF SAINT PETER WITH A WORTHY, TRUE APOSTLE OF JESUS CHRIST+ AMEN

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