"They spiked my drink - this drink."
It was pointed out to Dr Ford that Pope Paul VI died in 1978, and Archbishop Romero in 1980, but she was unrepentant. "It must have been some other pro-life Catholic - who have you got?" she asked. "Perhaps that Polish guy. Shall we go for him?"
Pope Francis is now under pressure to get the VBI (Vatican Bureau of Investigation) to check the history of Pope Paul VI, and Oscar Romero, especially as neither has been properly scrutinised so far. The VIA (Vatican Intelligence Agency) may also be involved, but it is currently very busy trying to track down Archbishop Viganò with a view to terminating him with extreme prejudice.
"Remember, you are licensed to kill."
LATE NEWS: Dr Ford has now changed her story, and is very uncertain about whether she ever met any popes, or ever went to El Salvador. But she says that today she was admiring some papal tombs in Rome when a hand came out of one of them and pinched her on the backside. She is not sure which pope it was who assaulted her, but thinks it may have been Alexander VI, who is known to have had an eye for the girls. This is likely to set back his canonization by another 500 years.
My greatest fear is that this woman will soon claim that I have assaulted her and I am not even in the same country as she is. Is any man safe from the accusation of this woman? I don't even know what she looks like!
ReplyDeleteShe has this recollection of someone putting a bag over her head from behind as the prelude to a particularly nasty assault. Was that you? Fess up now and the hearing may go easier on you.
DeleteAnd what country are you in? She has given the demokrats a list of places she has had to astral project to because she has a fear of flying.
While I must say that the mocking of Mrs. ford-escort is well within the purview of this blog you have set her nunnification back 500 years.
ReplyDeleteHer "nunnification"! Wow. I remember that bit in "1066 And All That" about the application form to become a King or Archbishop or some other position. It went "Name of Mother..if nun write none"!
DeleteThis is slanderous. No Pope has ever pinched anyone on the backside, well no female at least:)
ReplyDeleteI would rather be denounced as gay than be accused of sexually assaulting C. Blasey Ford.
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